Today we attended our First Aid/CPR class and a funny thing happened.
You have to know that D and I have an off and rather odd sense of humor. We laugh (and sometimes say) at the most inappropriate things. OK, back to the class.....we practiced CPR on both the adult model and infant model. When we got to the infant model, Duane was into about 10 compressions and the head literally popped off and took flight, yes folks it was a projectile head. It was REALLY funny - especially because the child's mouth is open for the 2 breaths you administer after the 15 compressions. Can you imagine it - it was hilarious. A fake baby head with its mouth wide open making a shocked expression, flying across the room?
Our classmates happen to work at a daycare center and did not find this funny which for some reason made us laugh even louder and then I just couldn't stop. They were probably thinking " Oh Dear God.... Please don't give these people any children".
The whole event reminded me of my co-worker Lamont who mentions the phrase "Heads are Gonna Roll" whenever the shit hits the fan at work. I look forward to telling him how a head rolled, actually, took flight this weekend.
Seriously. Funny. Stuff.