Any special shout outs to "Soon to be ex-husbands new girlfriend" - please feel free.
So, what can I share?
My life is wonderful
I have lost an enormous amount of weight
I got the boob lift and reduction I wanted
I am having hot, hot amazing sex
I have a man in my life who is kind, loving, intelligent and just all around plain amazing
I moved out of cubeland, got the amazing corner office, found out I don't have to go to furlough and I still have my job
School is great, kicking ass - making good grades my future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
So for those of you who know me IRL you know the truth, for those of you who know me through the Internet I hope you haven't think I have completely lost my marbles and I promise the "real" writings of Kara will soon be available and for the poor schlep (or any poor schleps in the future) who are dating my ex- please go seek professional psychological help.
Some of the above information may be completely fabricated, slightly exaggerated or untrue.